Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new “Usurper Value Meal”?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Q: What does the usurper Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund-raiser!
Q: What is the difference between Obama’s Cabinet and a Prison?
A: Obama’s Cabinet is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. A Prison is for housing prisoners.
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and the usurper Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
Q: What’s the difference between the usurper Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
